Welp, Hades jumped the dogfish and swapped for a shiny new CMS before fully figuring everything out. Thank you for being awesome and patient while I sort out the mess. It'll look cool later, promise!
If you're not sure what you're seeing on Aidan's t-shirt, it's Master Chief of the Halo games, a pretty cool guy. I don't own any part of the Halo franchise, or Microsoft, or the Internet, or.. the universe? Nah, I totally own that.